https://www.rt.com/news/332758-brazil-drunk-monkey-knife/
Quote:A booze-addled capuchin monkey had to be disarmed near a Brazilian bar after threatening to stab customers.
Firefighters were called to the scene of a crazed monkey wielding a giant blade at a local watering hole in Teixeira.
After sampling rum left sitting on customers’ tables, the animal then became aggressive towards men in the bar, Arede reports, and picked up a big knife.
Video footage of the incident shows the monkey stabbing at tiles on the roof of a house with the large blade.
Firefighters eventually captured the rum-soaked primate and sent it to a Patos nature reserve to sober up.
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